Crime: Making fun of underbites

Crime: Jumping on the table

Crime: Stealing socs

Crime: Sneaking in the pool

Crime: Chewing Cords

Crime: Trying to Wear Pants

Crime: Using bodyweight as a weapon

Crime: Stealing treats while no one was looking—a crime worse than Ross stealing that sandwich! 🐾🍪

Crime: Biting a Friend

Crime: Invading Personal Space

Crime: Eavesdropping on the neighbors

Crime: Eating Poo

Crime: Sleeping past the alarm

Crime: Smacking Potential Foster Parents

Crime: Assault With A Deadly Weapon

Crime: Biting Allergy Doctor

Crime: Demanding Attention

Crime: Deleting Podcast Audio

Crime: Unauthorized Studio Sessions

Crime: Eating Legos